patheticqirl:

when someone asks you for relationship advice

image

(via orgasm)

the main side effect of smoking weed is that it makes you 30 times more annoying because you never shut up about smoking weed

(via feellng)

Homework: A

Classwork: A

Project: A

Test: F

Final grade: F

yoncevevo:

teacher: you’re 5 minutes late

image

(via mixedandkicks)

swdyw:

Don’t invite me to your wedding i will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both

(via orgasm)